Given: This is not my first pregnancy scare.

I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them that you’ve got a presence in your womb region. And instead of cramps, I feel this strangeness in my womb region. But my skin is as clear as a baby’s bottom. Normally, two days before my period, my face is broken out, and I get pre-cramps cramping. She couldn’t part with her Zima for nine months. Its little eyes will be too far apart, and everyone will look at me in the grocery store and whisper, “Look at that horrible lush. Three hours of weakness, and now I’m going to spend the rest of my life wrestling with the special needs of a fetal alcoholic. I think it’s because I never drink, and it would just figure that the one time I decide to loosen up, I get pregnant. Whenever I have too much to drink, I start to feel pregnant. I think we need to have a little talk about the birds and the bees. I’ve got an ongoing argument with Derek about whether For Better or For Worse is set in Canada, and today might be the day they prove me right. Okay, I’m putting you before the comics, but make it quick. E-mail me when you get in, before you do anything else. You’re probably eating oatmeal and watching Sally Jessy Raphael. Would it kill you to get here before noon? I’m sitting here among the shards of my life as I know it, and you .if I know you, you just woke up. 'synopsis' may belong to another edition of this title. He can't help being entertained, and captivated, by their stories. But by the time Lincoln realizes he's falling for Beth, it's way too late to introduce himself. What would he even say.? When Lincoln comes across Beth's and Jennifer's messages, he knows he should turn them in. When he applied to be “internet security officer,” he pictured himself building firewalls and crushing hackers-not writing up a report every time a sports reporter forwards a dirty joke. Meanwhile, Lincoln O'Neill can't believe this is his job now-reading other people's e-mail. They go on sending each other endless and endlessly hilarious e-mails, discussing every aspect of their personal lives.

It's company policy.) But they can't quite bring themselves to take it seriously. From the award-winning, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Wayward Son, Fangirl, Carry On, and Landline comes a hilarious and heartfelt novel about an office romance that blossoms one email at a time.īeth Fremont and Jennifer Scribner-Snyder know that somebody is monitoring their work e-mail.

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